greek messages

So I just phoned Caro to explain some of my greek exegetical notes to her - but she wasn't there. I found myself leaving a message on her answering machine which rambled on about gender and participles. After I hung up I found myself having a little giggle at the content of the message and wondering what on earth someone would think if they listened to it.

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Exegetical due Monday - zero words completed
Sermon for Tuesday (now worth 25%) - yet to grasp the focus (topic is faithfulness as a fruit of the Spirit - Gal 5:22)
Chapter 1 due Wednesday - 300/3000 words
Book Review due Easter - zero words (still yet to read the book)

if only i could sit all my assessments and exams by oral examination.....